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Friday, February 29, 2008,2/29/2008 03:47:00 AM

i juz finish all de ep of the shot at love!! omg la. bobby super cute. everyting has it fairytale ending. girls r meant for guys. im being sterotype or watsoeva. errm. no offence. but this is how i feel. =)
BOBBY & TILA. tila super hot, sexy, pretty. i dont mind bein les 4 her. yea rite. craps. look at de time. im like dozing off le la. nitex pple.
ALL DE BEST 4 YOUR EXAMS LATER from 2 to 5pm. <3s.
RANDOMNESS! 4:32AM!


,2/29/2008 12:26:00 AM

you still have your shot at love. r you interested? lol. crazy mi. juz being random.. =)
SMILES..


Thursday, February 28, 2008,2/28/2008 11:23:00 PM

okie. 2dae was more fun. muahaha. =) oh. let mi say fm de beginning of the dae. on this specific day, 28th feb 2008. many tings happened. oh crap.. ignore mi. i am super bored. lalala. i was like asked to mop & sweep de floor b4 i can leave home. so pathetic can!! life w/out maid. i realli hope my mum will change her mind & get 1 again. im dying soon la. super lazy to do hse work can. super irritating to do & soon it will be dirty again. man.. asses. hee hee.
okie. i realised tt if i do every well in poly, i can change if i realli dont like. HOO HOO.i wanna be event planner. it seems fun man!! hoo hoo. okie. random.
ANY PRIMARY ONE TO FIVE KIDS NEED TUITION. I DONT MIND TRYING. muahahhaa. i will not help them 2 fail so badly. no la. jux jokin. will not fail de. w mi. i can help to achieve A*s! hee hee. random random. shit. i am suppose to talk bout my life. okie. no more side tracks..
ARRG. wait 1 last sidetrack. HAN & JIA. ARE WE MEETING TOMORROW??
errm. where were i? oh. after doin de hsework, bathed. pa pa suddenly ask mi 2 cook 4 him!!! roars roars.. waste my time again. cook le, haf 2 clean up, eat, wash plates, clear up. so super troublesome can. i can feel how maids feel when they finally gotten their rest, then suddenly boss ask 2 cook them stuff. so stupid. roars. ass. roar. so i left hse like 1.15! i m supposed 2 meet han, jia & sam at 1pm!! lol.. they pangseh mi & left 4 sentosa. oh. did i say anyting bout my meal? it was 1/2 packet of maggi, cuz i scared i will be super damn late & it willl drag their time. lol. went to siliso beach 2 find them, did not noe it was so friggin near. i waited so long 4 de tram cuz i juz left. omg la. sentosa stuff is frigging frigging expensive man. cant they like haf tourist & citizen prices? ha ha ha. jokin. i noe then it will be more upfair. but still im more than willing 2 pay 3 bucks 2 enter de island & spend there(however, unwillingly). lol. okie. im tokin crap again. bought sun tan lotion(like finally). suntaned while han & jia went to haf a show[sex on the beach] okie. if you dont understand. go read. yea. rasa sentosa is so frigging near. althou ex. but you dont get disturbed by kids & can do as many times as you wanna. F*** til DEAD. ever seen of this kinda news? muahahaha. crap yea crap. okie. pris. stop crappy. watch TILA!! omg. im like advertising alot on her. muahahaha.
SAM TREATED SAKAE SUSHI AT HARBOURFRONT. how nice.. DESERT WAS FABULOUS!! muahahaha. okie. enuf crapping.


,2/28/2008 01:51:00 AM

AH HA! my next ep is number 8. tila tequila a shot at love rox man. she's damn freakin hot! i wanna bring her home 2 meet my parents too. lalala. juz craps.
look at de time. man. meeting han & sam at 1pm. i got a feelin tt i will be late. muahaha. i did not juz say tt =)


Wednesday, February 27, 2008,2/27/2008 11:47:00 PM

2dae is crap man. morning then i noe tt jia ying is making a farewell party 4 sam. roars. then supposed to meet him 2 'pei' him study. which will neva happen la. lol. got a slight arugement over it & decided to give it a pass. damn it. i feel bad man. nvm. cooked spagetti with campbell soup =) nice nice. oh. did not say hu was it for. for my dad hu made like 10 calls to different pple repeating tt he's sick & doc suspected it could be dengue. lol. okie. i dont mean 2 laugh at him but he's repeating de same ting. & 10 calls continuous when i woke up at 10.30 so before tt. i donno how many man. okie. he's rather busy w work & church commitments.
sat in train 4 1hr 15mins til my ass almost rotted. ate another 'lunch' at his place. dai zi, scallop, veg, egg(i tink) with rice. he put too much water & de rice is super wet. bleahx. muz comment bout it. let every1 noe. muahahha. watched til ep5 of tila. in case ya guys donno wat i talkin about. it's de mtv (a shot at love) by tila tequila[i hope i did not spell her name wrongly]. omg. i have not been 100% with all of u. i am. bisexual. yea. i tink i am going to be. lol. okie. she's damn frigging hot i tell you. not fair. i wanna her body, her chrisma, tattoo. okie. shit. i am crazy. arrg. ignore mi. yea. errm. where were 1. oh. then i wanted to leave to meet sam, jia ying, hui yun, han, jia & de rest(if there is) 4 de welfare ting. but. i realised. 7pm. lol. so ate dinner there. errm. he cooked. errm. sambal fish & aparagus. [unsuccessful cooking again i muz comment] lol. ha!
ARRG!!! i am hungry.
goin sun tan w sam & han 2morrow i tink. arrg. they will see all my fats. arrg. okie. i am getting paraniod. lol. okie. arrg. i wonder how was de gathering. arrg..
i ate DURIANS!!! yea... JEALOUS. i noe u ar. neh neh ni boo boo


Tuesday, February 26, 2008,2/26/2008 12:21:00 AM

supposed to go 2 ecp 2dae. but sam's commando's training briefing dragged all de way til like 5. i got recommended to watch tila bisexual bachelotte.[arrg, my spelling sux, i noe.] cabbed down to sam's hse. russel is super black but his coat is super nice & shiny. lol.
BBQ food at their place is super nice. lol. de prawn seasoning made frozen prawn heavenly. muahahha. needless to say. anice gentlemen haf 2 do his job by taking out de shell 4 mi. muahahaha. jap beef. wafu i tink. not sure but it is super tender. man. they eat fine & good food. not fair la. then got bellbottom mushroom i tink. arrg. i onli noe it's super nice. then got prawn mee. lol. fantastic i muz say.
dried swam. oh. barliey[donno how 2 spell] w milk tastes like ice cream. it's super super super nice.
sjay- it's not bout alcohol. yea yea yea. =) i noe.
so wish i could stay there over night. lol. i will get nagged at. twice. man.. such a pity.

sam goin 4 commando training at thailand 4 a month, WILL SO MISS HIM. arrg.


Saturday, February 23, 2008,2/23/2008 10:13:00 PM

he gave a belated v.dae present. my mount blanc wallet. so sad de black was sold out. random. i noe.


Friday, February 22, 2008,2/22/2008 11:09:00 PM

hmmm. i decided to upload photo of me, family, uncle pang kit& aunty ling ling family plus xiu yu ai yi & her daughter at PERTH. our dec trip. damn sad my darling han neva go. seriously it would be more fun. but at least i enjoyed it. my poor whiskey haf to stay at my gu gu hse thou. was super missing him.




at departure terminal.








does tis look like a warm loving house or home to you?







sum retarded male kangeroo at cavershan wildlife park.








MI, PEACOCK & jaren. [he spoil my pic]









orange flowers & mi.









plus justin my perth part-time bf. jokin la. he's like a yr younger. lol.









I LOVE MY SHADES! MINE!!!!!









future embassor of margaret river chocolate company.




BRO & ME. =)





university of western australia.





the main reason why i love.





whole university view.





close up. hopefully can i get a cert here. =)





love them, thou i get pissed w them easily.


always ready for a camera shot.



yellow or red? the roses r freaking big can.



I PREFER PINK =)


always posing w a nice back ground.



at aunty ling ling bangalow in perth.

rose, jing wei, mi with sunset.


sunset.

do we look alike =)

my pillar of support.

i am not done yet. but it's getting late. so i will end here 1st. =) will continue updating next time when i am more free.



,2/22/2008 10:44:00 PM

tt women call at 3.15 tellin mi tt she got another staff. like wtf is wrong w her la. such an ass. i was super hungry at tt time, being hungry person. i decided to irritate pple hu can supply food to hungry yet penniless kid, mi. lol. called tt lousy bf of mine, say will order mac tell him dont need he really also neva order. lousy. roars. called mummy 2 complain bout de lousy soup fm de cater. de fish cake is sour. so stupid can. called daddy, make him bring mi out to eat =) muahahaha. daddy is 4ever de nice guy. muahahaha. he brought mi to this christian cafe at simpang. he did not work cuz he went to the air show.
M I FIT TO BE A PILOT OR IN NAVY? i suddenly tink since i am so lousy in everyting, might as well join NS. but i dont wanna join the army. navy or airforce. any suggestion? or izit too wild? i tink i sux in everyting. i haf no more dreams tt i tink tt i haf de capacity to fulfill. i feel like a complete loser. i am the loser. damn it. why m i still being so affected by my lousy results la. i got like wat a freaking 222 in PSLE. i noe it sux. but at least i was the top 80 in sec 1. now? i tink i am de bottom 8 in the whole skool tt took O'levels in 2007 la can. shit. i feel like an idiotic bimbo. like wat my ex-boss at arcadia say. she ask mi to stop acting like a bimbo. fine. i am a bimbo. arrg. fcuk. y m i scoldin my self. shit la. this post is not meant to be seen. fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk.

okie. i am being emo le. shit. yuan zhi wei is so chessy. but do fairytale ending always happen? i seriously dont tink le lor. haiz. shit. i am emo-in on myself. shit. arrg. fcuk. okie. i should stop writtin all this word. fine. errm. if i was yu tong & xue ren is my bf. i will give him a tight slap & may b pull out his balls. wth la. there is no such ting as. "i love you, but i love other womens too". this kind of guy deserves to die man. lol. okie. i stop being so crude. but seriously. i never forgives & give another chance to guys who cheats on girls. you never noe when it will be your turn. suddenly. i feel guilty. lol. ha ha ha. tt was a long ago ting. 25 oct. both ex are a big big mistake. sorry. this is not meant 4 every1 to see. pple hu been w mi 4 long will noe wat m i talking bout. okie. enuf bitching. hmmm. i hope 301006 is not a mistake. seriously hope it will not turn out to be. yup. but it seems to be. soon. i donno wat's wrong w mi la. shit. i am being an ass. roars roars.

okie. this post is not meant for all to see. so. dont ask. if you dont understand. yup.


,2/22/2008 02:53:00 PM

i uploaded pics on the 10th feb. suppossed to be bored but amelia called to tell mi to work at 4.30pm. lol. okie. bye.


Wednesday, February 20, 2008,2/20/2008 11:20:00 PM

goin to rui hse 2morrow. han & jia come 2 my hse 2dae. we went to gym, swim, then eat KFC. lol.. exercise alot but wasted. nvm. it's de tings we done together, retardedly. lol. i haf no mood to blog. will do so next week. i onli haf my work schedule til 2morrow, so i might be jobless again. i am lost. i really donno wat to do w him. help. stay or to continue.

i finally uploaded all my 1000 plus pic fm my digi cam to my lappy. so soon.. all pics =)


Monday, February 18, 2008,2/18/2008 11:30:00 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAE XIU LI.
went out w him, vivo watch PS: I LOVE YOU. have drinks at de cafe to pass time. went down to paragon feel tt de ding tai feng is charging too much. decided to go eat makan sutra[esplanate hawker] to haf nicer food. kang kong[he remember tt's my fav], stringray[our fav], ma boh tofu, soup[xue ni's request], errm sambal fish. arrrg. cannot remember alreadi. oh. xue ni & chin poh joined us 4 dinner. i donno y. but i still dont really. errm. xi. hui. her pressence. i realli donno wat's wrong w mi. sorry. being frank. man. no offence yea. =)
then felt veri high & into retail therapy. went to buy another black top 4 work[MANGO]. then go to topshop, saw tis veri nice unique top[on offer =)) ] so asked him2 buy it. hee hee hee hee hee.. im not a bad girl i muz say. ye. random-ness.
RETAIL THERAPY-ING!!!!


Tuesday, February 12, 2008,2/12/2008 09:14:00 PM

i got de sudden urge to make a shopping blogspot. muahahaha. $$$. i spent like 100 plus plus on whiskey groomin & ingredient. i dont care whether izit nice or not. you beta eat it in man. lol. ha ha ha.. jokin. =) BROKE!!


,2/12/2008 12:41:00 PM

okie. it been a long long time since i blogged. alot of tings happen to complain & to share. hee hee. but i am rather oring. lazy to keep facing the com whole dae to blog bout my past few days. so i will do so at nitex or later after attempting to bake. ha ha ha. yea. will post up pic of my [if successful] cakes or cookies. i am off to buy ingredient. so bored at home. he's studying. mummy wanna mi stay home pei yang yang. okie. i will blog til rui call mi back. lastest by 3 i will leave home. when yang come back i guess. ha ha ha.


Sunday, February 10, 2008,2/10/2008 12:49:00 PM

CNY PERIOD! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO ALL CHINESE OUT IN THE WORLD.

7th feb. nian chu yi. [1st dae of chinese calender] tis dae of mine from the time i was young til now is the day i enjoyed the most. collecting alot alot of hong bao. muahahaha. just joking, i get to meet all my relatives. the main fews. it's been a habit to go to my gu gu's[my father's sister] house to eat mian xian, cause it means Longevities(Long life; great duration of life). then we(my parents, me and my brother) will head down to my godmother's hse. super big family. veri confused who is whose daughter. son, wife, husband. fine. okie. i admit, i dont take the trouble to remember. but they r nice pple. =) played black jack. played small, earn $5 bucks. lol. ha ha ha. went to my mother's side family for dinner. 2nd steamboat(1st was on CNY's eve) . ha ha ha. you will noe why i write tis if you carry on reading. watched harry potter[1st ep]. hoo hoo. total ang bao $ 4 2dae is damn nice. but i only take 10%of it to spend. de rest is kept in my another bank =) yea.

QUAN JIA FU.







PLUS WHISKEY IN =)





ME & AUNTY ALICE.




YANG, ME, WHISKEY, ALICE.


8th feb. okie tis is a boring day. no so boring but if i had sum1 there to entertain or tok to mi, i would not be so bad. yup. went to my church frene's hse. chui fang ai yi's hse. 2nd yu sheng. (1st on CNY eve). lol. she can seriously bake good food =) de reason why i tag along is because i get to eat RUM CAKE!! super nice 1 i tell you. muahahaha. guess what. she make specially for me one whole cake for me to take home & i get her recipe of the cake!! hoo hoo. high 1/2 time. okie. i donno y i type tt. lol. we stayed there for lunch. she's a good healthy cook. i not sure if got pic of de food. if got i will upload them =) we headed to uncle herman's house, my father's frene. i tink they work in de same company b4. not sure la. his hse is at orchard. near queen elizabeth hospital, all thous landed property. he renovated it. omgosh. it's super class super nice & this hse will be left for his elderest daughter joan. so not fair la. he will leave property for his 3 daughter. lol. i wanna be his god-duaghter. fine fine. everyting nice hu dont wanna. lol. his elderest daughter, joan is a yr older than mi. his 2nd daughter, jean is a yr younger than mi. lol. so cool rite, when we were younger, we were inseperatable. but at least now we still haf topic to tok.




2nd day clothing.

9th feb, 3rd day of CNY. went to my father's ex collegue hse, uncle patick. spongebob is his wife. okie. i am jokin. bored la. his wife make very nice pineapple tart, tt make mi so eager to to their hse. muahahaha. jokin. he also got 3 daughter, all very pretty 1 i tell you.. ha ha ha. guess wat. i got a whole container of pineapple tart!!!!! muahahha. every1 now noe tt i love food. his eldest daughter took event mangement in ITE then went to poly & now working. man!! i also wanna be a event planner like for marriage, banquet & event/ occasions. donno why but got a strong interest 4 it. BUT! my stupid brain did not perform in O'LEVEL. such a lousy mark where can i go sia. damn sad. haiz.. wanna take private course parents dont allow, wanna retake parents say it will only waste my time. everyting also cannot this cannot tt. such an ass. roars!! okie back to my cny 'outing'. his wife normally cook laska but this yr, she decided to cook peranank(i got C for eng, dont mind this) food. rendang, tom yam =) hoo hoo. nice!! 3rd yu sheng. then we proceeded to yue bao ah yi hse. almond wine w orange juice. not bad after all. wine tasting. ha ha ha. after a while, we went to uncle pang ji's hse. 3rd steamboat. we played cluedo. i losted my tube there. lol! ha ha ha. dont ask further 4 detail. but it was found. lol.

did not take photo today.

4th day.


4th day clothing.



Wednesday, February 6, 2008,2/06/2008 12:45:00 PM

yea. i am bloggin bout my past few days that i did not blog about. okie. okie. i cant remember wat happen to mi before the 6th of feb. wait. was i workin? errm. shit. okie. i remember now. on the 3rd feb. yea. lets start w 3rd feb. i remember the rest the i will blog bout it again. i started working on the 2nd feb at m)phosis if i am not wrong. or izit the 1st feb? aiyo. shit la. cannot remember. sua. work was damn tiring cuz it's was de CNY season. lol. wateva it is. de worst part is when pple start asking for sizes tt r oos [out of stock]. keep demanding us to find for her size at other outlets. so irriating. roarss. heng ar. tt job i not yey asked to do cuz not so experienced yet. hee hee. i haf ruined manicure thax to customers n taking stocks. ha ha ha. okie. fine. it was partically my fault not to be careful. hee hee. okie. wait. my memory come back le. okie. wat i crap bout in de front is not true.
i went down to bugis 4 interview on de 2nd feb. after interview went to his hse to pass time. ha ha ha. he cooked prawn noodles w scallop & chicken. hee hee. being mi, i will not touch the prawn til it's being peeled 4 mi =) hee hee. thax la thax. supposed to take mrt down to bukit panjang to meet fellowship pple but was too engrosed watchin tv til did not notice de time. so took cab down plus it was raining. as usual, i am late! went to annie & simon hse. steamboat. lol. annie got her citizenship le. she's so proud of it. yea, wateva. muahahha. jokin la. we played cards, monopoly, dry swam!! ha ha ha. majong la. rather a fun gathering.
started worked on the 3rd feb. it was yi li's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YILI. =) rushed down after choir to bugis. de boss onli asked mi to wear plain tee & jeans. neva talked bout shoes. so i wore polo tee, jeans, shoe [sport shoe] then she tell mi tt my attire is not acceptable. went to giordiano buy a unisex tee. went back to know tt my top muz b slightly tight fit. go back to change but the lady's plain tee oos. so decided not to work n follow parents to tangs at orchard. damn tired la. mum bought a thermo kinda pot. tiger brand [it seems lousy but pple say tt's a branded 1]. wateva it is. lucky plaza is infected w pple hu tok & laugh loudly as if tt's their hse. so low classed. bleahx.
offically started work on 5th. veri veri bz. started at 2 end at 10. long day. pepper luch express =)) hee hee.
on the 6th went back w rui to BDS. watched performances. de chinese dancers were the best la. choir sux to de core. modern dancers n malay dancers. errm. no comments. hey. im not being an ass. but stating facts onli can. ha ha. no offences BDSians. hee hee. took photos w rui. went to work after a rushed lunch w her at kopitiam. ha ha ha. started work at 1 ended at 6pm. went home. bathed, changed, walk my babby boi went out again to 7th storey hotel i tink to eat steamboat. then went to china town to push pple in the crowd. brought MAI YA TANG!! [honey wrapped around the stick]. okie i will end it here 1st =) next post.


Monday, February 4, 2008,2/04/2008 04:31:00 PM

it's 4th feb. im jobless 4 2weeks. lol. ha ha ha. many tings happened & they all does seems to be right. all crap & shit happened. damn sad & demorised. suddenly remembered de sermon yesterdae. y will we only ask where's god when we r sad or hurt. do we ask where's god when we hurt others or when we r happy. guess he do haf his way as to why are tings happening this way. juz tt we haf to be patience. ha ha ha. okie. tis is veri random. im damn bored now. but veri lazy to blog bout de pass few dae. i will do it later =) hee hee.


Friday, February 1, 2008,2/01/2008 01:14:00 PM

sijia & sihan at my hse. i juz finish sun tanning & swimming w my ah moh baby. lol. they wanna to... hmmm...




PRIS the LOVABLE<3

`sixteen turning SEVENTEEN.
`on 300791 i was BORN.
`Temasek POLYTECHNIC. *ENGINEERING[ETCM]YEAR ONE
`NYPS. `BDS.


♥WISHES♥

♥ more .zara. fcuk. topshop. stuff.
♥ havanias slippers.
♥ new bag. big & small.
♥ heels & pumps.


♥get a sports car by age of 27. lamborghini seems nice =)
♥buy down a decent house by age of 35.
♥travel round the world by age of 40.

BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE;

COMMUNICATION

LEAVE TRACES OF YOURSELF BEING PART OF MY LIFE



* ♥s of my LIFE.


BABES of MY LIFE
[SIHAN] [SIJIA]
[JACQUELINE.] [HSIN RUI.] [VIVIAN.]

PPC;
[WORSHIP TEAM's.]
[Amanda.] [Clement.] [Daniel.]
[Jia Ling.] [Rachel.] [Yi Han.]
[Yi Li.] [YiJia.]

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